no flash? click "mp3" link

no flash? click "mp3" link

no flash? click "mp3" link

no flash? click "mp3" link

no flash? click "mp3" link

(what is 8-track tape?)

why 8-track, you ask? the REAL question is, which SWEET vintage 8-track tape would you like your album recorded onto? (whenever the album is finished.)

yep, pablo picked up the 8-track cartridges (below) on ebay. we'll just record the album onto whichever one you want, so your album will be one-of-a-kind.

you may ALSO be able to get an MP3 disc, but you'll have to explain exactly what's wrong with your 8-track player. and we'll post your lame excuse here on the site for the world to see, to chronicle your embarrassment for eternity.

FAQ

Q. wait, why 8-track tape?

Q. how much will the double-EP cost, and what will I get?

A. $15 $29.99 will get you the double-EP recorded onto a one-of-a-kind old 8-track tape of your choosing, which may warble a lot and break at any moment. we can also include a certificate of awesometicity signed by pablo avion, made out to you or your pet. we can include an mp3 disc, whatever that is, but you have to let us know what happened to your 8-track player so we can post your humiliating excuse on this site.

Q. are there refunds if it breaks?

A. yes! But unfortunately a $30 $40 restocking fee applies, since it was tough to record it and everything.

You can download above images if you want. your 8 track won't look anything like this.

#001

not yet for sale

#002

currently unavailable

#003

reserved

#004

coming soon

#005

keeping this one

#006

temporarily out of stock

#007

you probably don't want this one

which one will you choose?

maybe none. but, once you pick one, it's gone 4ever, cuz these are real 8-track tapes pablo picked up off ebay, and which your copy of this great album will be recorded onto.

no "item numbers" will be duplicated, so you can always say "yah brah I own #264. THE #264."

and then your party companion will turn away, hurt and bored.

OR SEND US YOUR OWN OLD 8-TRACK TO RECORD THE ALBUM ONTO. whatever.

wow, my friend. Wow.

BUT WAIT, you DON'T have an 8-track player, you say? you don't even know what that IS, you say?

we can include an "mp3" disc, if you tell us what happened to your damn ability to play 8-tracks, like maybe your 2xl robot 8-track player fell down a well or got eaten by a storm, and we'll post your lame excuse on this site.

sorry charlie!

(don't worry we won't reveal your email or name, just your first name or a nickname, if you prefer. The POINT is you be humiliated inside, where it counts.)